A duck walks into a bar

A duck walks into a bar…. Got any bread.. Barman says no.. Got any bread . No.. Got any bread . No.. Got any bread. No.we haven’t Got any bread, Ask me again and i’ll nail your freakin beak to the bar, you irritating bastard of a bird…. Got any nails?… No! Got any bread … Read more

French Maniacs Doing Pull Ups

This has been out for a while so you may have seen it. I saw this the other night and I couldn’t believe how crazy these guys are. These two French guys climed to the top of a crane and started doing pull ups. I was getting vertigo just watching them!

How popular is your surname?

I came across this cool flash tool called World Names. It shows you how popular your surname is across the world. With my Surname, Muldoon, being of Irish descent, it was no surprise to me that the most Muldoons are in Ireland. The rest are in popular colonies of the UK ie. where most British … Read more

Away for another few days

I’m not long back from Valencia but I’m away for the weekend to Belfast to stay with my brother and his wife. Belfast is a lot like Glasgow, only smaller. The flight there is very quick and easy too and it’s only about 35 minutes from Glasgow Prestwick. We did a tour of the city … Read more

Inland Revenue Support is Non Existent

In the UK the Inland Revenue looks after all the tax and VAT in the UK. They are probably the most understaffed organisation in the world. When I worked in Pensions a few years ago we had to occasionally get information from the Tax Office. It was not uncommon for replies to come a year … Read more

Unexpected problems with your Data center

I was out Saturday night for a friends birthday in Glasgow. We went to Jaunglers, one of those branded comedy clubs which are around the country. It was good night so the inevitable hangover arrived Sunday morning. I got up at 10am and went to the gym for a few hours which squared me up. … Read more

Best Global Brands 2008

I came across a list of the Best Global Brands of 2008 today. What surprised me was that out of the whole list, there were only 2 which I hadn’t heard of before (SAP & UBS). It just highlights how much advertisers infiltrate our lives, whether we like it or not. It’s also a great … Read more

Don’t let Google catch you passing out drunk

I had to laugh when I came across this story. It’s one thing to get caught walking in the street in Googles StreetView, it’s another thing to get caught sleeping on the street pissed off your head. The man, Bill, is not planning to make a complaint. I’m not too happy about it’ said Bill. … Read more

Lesbos locals lose lesbian appeal

I finally got off my ass and did some work today. I arrived back from my 2 weeks holiday in Sunny Beach, Bulgaria, on Sunday night. Yesterday was pretty much a write off with regards to work as I hadn’t slept much Friday and Saturday night so my body was playing catch up yesterday. Anyways, … Read more